I met him in a at once.
Nice bloke. My dad had an erection so large he could pole vault to the toilet from Scotland
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)

was your dad wearing a kimono at the time?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)

No but the other night I went around to pick up some toothpaste
And he was wearing a dishdash. Swings and roundabouts innit
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)

Champ!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)

Since his stroke he doesn't give a fuck
He told my missus once when playing articulate "you are as thick as a newspaper" we lol'd
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:16, archived)