#winning - 73% popularity.
88 votes, 64 to me. Suck it losers! LOL.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:37,
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I met him in a at once.
Nice bloke. My dad had an erection so large he could pole vault to the toilet from Scotland
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:47,
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No but the other night I went around to pick up some toothpaste
And he was wearing a dishdash. Swings and roundabouts innit
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:52,
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Since his stroke he doesn't give a fuck
He told my missus once when playing articulate "you are as thick as a newspaper" we lol'd
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:16,
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The amount of sock puppet accounts
That wankers have there's only really 3 of us I am Dave Trouser
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:17,
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* changes name to "none of the above"*
Or before anyone strikes it NONCE of the above
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:28,
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You have 36 other accounts
I hope you are proud of yourself
^ needy spastic ^
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:41,
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Jealous.
Voting has nothing to do with user account on b3ta.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:43,
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you do realise that if you win
you will have to go to Battersea Dogs home and finger a dog while Rob and others
wank themselves unconscious watching you give stink digits to dogs.
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$$ ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:11,
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