Why isn't there a "none of the above" option?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)

* changes name to "none of the above"*
Or before anyone strikes it NONCE of the above
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:28, archived)