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beheading is intentional, it could also be an accidental decapitation. hope this helps. but otherwise awesome topical comedy, well done m8.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:36, archived)
Exactly what meaty said.
What a retard. My uncles friend drove his motorcycle into the back of a lorry carrying sheet metal, he spent the last 30 seconds of his life doing an impression of a Pez dispenser
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
Dishing out sweeties to kids? I guess your noncery runs in the family.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:40, archived)
My uncles FRIEND
You illiterate spastic (secretly you are my favourite)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
Oh yeah, well, I only skim read stuff. Reading the whole thing is classic paedo behaviour.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
You got me

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:51, archived)
Yeah not really, I liked your pez dispenser description

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
It's how, in my head, it would have looked.
Of course there would have been small children milling around as well
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:57, archived)
you are shit!
i am beinng needlessly a shitcunt right now :D
you inspire me
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
I don't say about internet fanny works.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
Do you know what this board needs?
Either more new people like you or more sock puppets like you.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
yup thats... fuck you
fuck off
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
Congratulations you won b3ta bingo
Fuck appeared twice. Here's a cuddly toy take it home to impress your friends
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
I dont have any friends xD
i get nothing for saying cunt three times then?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:18, archived)
Why would you?
You sad deal or no deal reject.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:20, archived)
owch
i must be a loser
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:22, archived)
Or a man of the cloth

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
that's like something out of The Omen,
you don't have a 666 shaped birthmark on the back of your head do you?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
How the fuck would I know what I have on the back of my head.
Seriously
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:51, archived)
dunno maybe someone mentioned it,
or do you never interact with anyone in real life?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
Fuck off MGT

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
dick reply tho

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
Alright DVDfever

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
blah blah
think some more
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
bang it really hard against a wooden surface, until it leaves an impression

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
Bang my cock against your sense of humour?
No thanks you weirdo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
fuck yourself?

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:06, archived)
You dropped this
"Go"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
nope just got here
and i suppose i have been here a while
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)