BBC report "An 82-year-old woman has been killed in a suspected beheading"How on earth do you have a "suspected" beheading? Guys! Is the head on or off? Is it like hanging by a thread or something?
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:33,
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beheading is intentional, it could also be an accidental decapitation. hope this helps. but otherwise awesome topical comedy, well done m8.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:36,
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Exactly what meaty said. What a retard. My uncles friend drove his motorcycle into the back of a lorry carrying sheet metal, he spent the last 30 seconds of his life doing an impression of a Pez dispenser
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38,
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Dishing out sweeties to kids? I guess your noncery runs in the family.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:40,
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My uncles FRIEND You illiterate spastic (secretly you are my favourite)
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:42,
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Oh yeah, well, I only skim read stuff. Reading the whole thing is classic paedo behaviour.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:44,
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Yeah not really, I liked your pez dispenser description(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:54,
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It's how, in my head, it would have looked. Of course there would have been small children milling around as well
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:57,
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you are shit!i am beinng needlessly a shitcunt right now :D
you inspire me
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I don't say about internet fanny works.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:10,
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Do you know what this board needs?Either more new people like you or more sock puppets like you.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:11,
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Congratulations you won b3ta bingo Fuck appeared twice. Here's a cuddly toy take it home to impress your friends
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:15,
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I dont have any friends xDi get nothing for saying cunt three times then?
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Why would you? You sad deal or no deal reject.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:20,
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Or a man of the cloth(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:25,
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that's like something out of The Omen,you don't have a 666 shaped birthmark on the back of your head do you?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:49,
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How the fuck would I know what I have on the back of my head. Seriously
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:51,
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dunno maybe someone mentioned it,or do you never interact with anyone in real life?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:52,
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Fuck off MGT(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58,
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Alright DVDfever(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:11,
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bang it really hard against a wooden surface, until it leaves an impression(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
Bang my cock against your sense of humour? No thanks you weirdo
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58,
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You dropped this"Go"
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:12,
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Best head EVER!!!(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38,
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So you know when you aren't wearing women's underwear Do you an other function in life that could entertain anyone else other than yourself?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:58,
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I said "my wife's 82, but she still gives good head! But she overheard me, and I forgot she had Asperger's and took everything literally"(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
That was great that. (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:00,
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I think you may have posted From the wrong account. That's what this place needs. TWO accounts more crushingly dull than me
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:27,
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jesus, can't believe joan rivers died like that(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:55,
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Have you never heard of Nearly Headless Nick?(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:58,
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How about mike the headless chickenen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:01,
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When you understand English......Fuck off
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:12,
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Now who the fuck are you?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:02,
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Ah you are P0p3 And I get called a needy spastic
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:14,
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About as obvious as bowel cancer (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:21,
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Fucking hell. To be as boring as you are in one incarnation you are even shitter than I am in your "comedy" account.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:36,
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