i've been given a peugeot 308 to drive this week

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)

I've been given a 208
it's too small
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

set it on fire

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)

but then what will I drive?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)

TERRIBLE!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)

drive a cactus up your arse for all I care

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)

well you've embarrassed yourself a little here
quite apart from the fact that I don't have a cactus, I can't see a practical way of driving one up my arse and even if I could surely that would, at the very least, hurt, or even cause lasting damage to a crucial part of my anatomy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

You don't really drive a Peugeot
You just play a mobile version of Buckaroo with it until something falls off.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)

thanks for the picture of buckaroo there, it really helped

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:30, archived)

it was the 70s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)