I don't think I've ever seen a Jennifer Lawrence film
what do you think you've never seen? you can say Hitler if you like, just this once, special treat, don't tell your mum and dad, it'll be our little secret eh
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)

Thanks to the magic of internet there is very little of Jennifer Lawrence that everybody has not seen.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)

ooohhh topical

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)

i bet you've seen her naked though, haven't you?
you filthy street urchin
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)

She's my favourite porn actress

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:43, archived)

yeah, she was the famous one on that website full of naked Z-list slebs I've never heard of

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)

the internet at large seems to think the sun shines out of her bumhole
i've only seen her in x-men
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)

blimey
and there I was thinking she's a pouty-faced overweight charisma vacuum
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:49, archived)

I believe it was Nicholas Hoult's fingers, not the sun.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:49, archived)

American Hustle is quite good

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:49, archived)

he lives!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:50, archived)

For now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)

Dressed up in a nun's habit on sunday
No one took a photo, so I can't prove it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)

are you going to make a 'habit' of it?
lol
(this would have been better if you'd just said you dressed as a nun. cheers, m8ate)
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)

Why don't you just modedit his post to make your joke better?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)

shut up, that's why

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)

because i respect two hats

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:48, archived)

^ printin dis

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:48, archived)

do you get to see any tit in that?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)

a bit, I think
not her though. Unless you count cleavage and sideboob.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)

miserable fucking cow
amount of fucking cash she makes and she won't even hang her udders out once in a while, fucking disgrace, I'm glad her icloud got fucking hacked, selfish old witch
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:55, archived)

YEAH
Who do they fucking think they are? They forget that it's people like us who put them where they are.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)

YEAH
Who do they fucking think they are? They forget that it's people like us who put them where they are.
haha yeah
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:57, archived)

haha yeah wanky wanky wank wank
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:58, archived)

wank chirp
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)

Thing is, she's pretty without being disarmingly beautiful
so your average fella thinks 'I might stand a chance with her'. Also, she comes across as being quite nice and funny. What I'm saying is, I'd like her to grind me into the dirt.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)

I'm just glad Fantastic Four is getting a reboot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:57, archived)

another one?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)

i.imgur.com/oZRsXGA.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)

It has to because they fucked up in the casting of Chris Evans
as two different Marvel heroes. Idiots.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:02, archived)

Also, different Marvel properties are owned by different people
X-Men and Avengers are owned differently I believe. Although it looks like they're starting to work it out.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)

wow
pretty impressed with how much you two know about marvel comics
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)

Movies Frank
We're talking about movies
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)

Hunger Games was pants.
But she was pretty good in it, I suppose. If nothing else, she's very forgiving on the eye.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:54, archived)

and another thing, there has never been a good film with werewolves in, prove me wrong, oh look you can't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)

what about wolf of wall street?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)

that film was garbage
and it went on far too long
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)

do you get to see any tit in that?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)

Dog Soldiers and Ginger Snaps are both excellent.
Are you being wrong for the sake of being wrong.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)

I got bored of Dog Soldiers after about 5 minutes
and Ginger Snaps is just two girls talking about periods for an hour and a half then 10 minutes of deeply shift animatronics

and you smell and I don't like your shirt
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

and you don't get to see any tit in either of those films

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

Just watch Trading Places
After all these years it's still the #1 tit movie IMO
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)

you stupid fucking cunt, Jamie Lee Curtis is a cock in a frock

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)

false

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)

WHAT

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

EVER

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

I have never seen Ginger Snaps. I just looked at a poster from Google and she looks like a girl I fingered once.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:12, archived)

You're talking about Violet, aren't you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)

The ginger one.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:41, archived)

It really pains me to say this
but I agree with Frank here. Dog Soldiers was just stupid and Ginger Snaps started well and became stupid.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)

really, everyone on the internet agrees with me
just some of them pretend to take issue with what I say, they're just showing off to attract a few fleeting moments of attention
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

You're a singularity of wrong-ness, drawing in all the nearby wrong, until you all coalesce into a black hole of wrong, obscuring the truth.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)

So how many wrongs make a right?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)

i'll let you know when i find out

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)

The werewolves of willoughby chase was a good film

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)

Also the thing was brilliant and it counts because it had a wolf that turned into a thing.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

they were dogs though, weren't they?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:45, archived)

They were huskies.
Wikipedia says

"Husky-type dogs were originally used to pull sleds and hunt large game. Commonly thought to have descended closely from wolves of the region."

So yeah they were basically wolves.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)

but that's true of all dogs, isn't it?
aren't they all descended from wolves?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)

yes, it's also true of wolves.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

I won't sit here and let you bad mouth American Werewolf in London

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)

haha, like you can stand up without needing oxygen

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:48, archived)

there's egg on your face
because I've recently been given a new oxygen tank. I could manage climbing the stairs if someone carried the canister for me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

Just fill it with helium instead, then you can easily carry it up.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)

x-men origins wolverine

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)

teen wolf too

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)

Having 'Too' instead of 'Two' in a movie title is never a good sign, is it
In this case it means 'Teen Wolf but without Michael J Fox, soz'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:58, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)

fuck this noise i'm going home
i.imgur.com/9cHQfkU.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)

christ!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)

Buffalo isn't a verb.
Stupid yanks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)

I hadn't even heard of her before she made a name for herself for being naked once

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)

people like her should be shot twice in the back of the head

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:12, archived)

it pays to be thorough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)

people who pronounce the word thorough like "thurrow", they should be shot three times in the front of the head
and twice in the back of the head
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)

why would anyone pronounce it like that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)

I've had a good think about that precise question for about 20 seconds and I can only conclude that these people have set out deliberately to annoy me as much as is humanly possible

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)

oh ok I have no real problem with that then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)

i've been given a peugeot 308 to drive this week

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)

I've been given a 208
it's too small
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

set it on fire

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)

but then what will I drive?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)

TERRIBLE!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)

drive a cactus up your arse for all I care

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)

well you've embarrassed yourself a little here
quite apart from the fact that I don't have a cactus, I can't see a practical way of driving one up my arse and even if I could surely that would, at the very least, hurt, or even cause lasting damage to a crucial part of my anatomy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

You don't really drive a Peugeot
You just play a mobile version of Buckaroo with it until something falls off.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)

thanks for the picture of buckaroo there, it really helped

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:30, archived)

it was the 70s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)

a Kirsten stewert film, if that's here name, the twilight girl

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)

is she the one with the forehead?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:29, archived)

I just googled so yeah, and big ears and a pointy chin

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)

i think mongy linked some pics of her with her strange out
that was oscar worthy
( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)

I wasn't even nominated, jews control Hollywood :(

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)

I read somewhere that they kidnap children and murder them in some kind of ritual, can you fucking believe it, fucking subhuman that is

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)

wait. has anyone said 'Nice South African'?
You know, like the song.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:18, archived)

haha, that was ace that song, I think I've never seen a nice South African, didn't half laugh at that one, classic, funny. funny stuff there

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)

I'd like to see you do better, you cunt

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)

yeah well I'd like to see you fall off a tall building

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:55, archived)

You'd watch?
Well that's quite nice in a way
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)