Oh man, I'd love that
Best of both worlds. Taylor Swift's effortless beauty and willowy figure, with a lovely big knob hanging down below. That'd be radical.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:20, archived)

like an adult playground

( $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, archived)

I will literally fuck anything
With consent, obvs
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:25, archived)

it'd be so much easier to just give her a kick in the cunt and have done with it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, archived)

Well yeah
But that doesn't help me to realise my fantasy of having sex with hermaphrodite Taylor Swift. Are you going to help here, or not?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, archived)

I'm fine with just giving her a kick in the cunt if it's all the same with you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:31, archived)

Ok, well then we'll just have to agree to disagree

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:32, archived)

what if frank cuntpunts her while you're sexing her up?
you might end up with a collapsed bellend but that's just part of the thrill, right?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:54, archived)

wow, I hadn't considerd that
Or worse, what if it collpases HER bellend?? Poor, sweet, well hung Taylor :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)