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Do you know who I'm not very keen on?
Ant & Dec.

Who are you not keen on? You can't say bloo bloo bloo
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:56, archived)
might be a bit contentious this but I'd have to say Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:58, archived)

www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-31594956
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:59, archived)
I don't see that you can pin that one on Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:25, archived)
I'M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:25, archived)
This is why I dislike living in a democracy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:29, archived)

PI
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:47, archived)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:49, archived)
Battered, deep-fried, and served with honey-mustard.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:48, archived)
I fucking love onion rings
There. I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:53, archived)

fucking love
love fucking
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:54, archived)
Oof
not fresh out of the fryer, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7801835
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:13, archived)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:15, archived)
I was thinking of a Blooming Onion, which I've not eaten in a long time,
but onion rings are good, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:03, archived)
Imma make some of that shit tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:15, archived)
I'm looking forward to receiving my dinner invitation.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:32, archived)
LEAVE HITLER ALONE

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:54, archived)
coincidence?!???????
www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/26/french-couple-name-girl-nutella
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:55, archived)
I hope nutella do an advert over 'firestarter' now.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:17, archived)
I heard he was a Nasseem or something

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:54, archived)
Bono

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:04, archived)
meat flavour crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:04, archived)
poof

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:27, archived)

Amorous Badger, Robbie Savage, Adrian Chiles, Russel Howard, Paddy McGuinness
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)
Noce, fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)
alright pal

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:09, archived)

e d
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)
Amorous Badgdr, Robbid Savagd, Adrian Childs, Russdl Howard, Paddy McGuinndss?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:17, archived)
fucking bang on mate

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:22, archived)
Shirley Collins.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)
really? why?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:10, archived)
'Cos she's fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:43, archived)
oh, I think you might be wrong on the internet here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:01, archived)
No really, she's really, really unlistenable.
One of these people, a bit like Dylan, that you're 'supposed' to like when actually they sing like a cat having something rather spiky shoved up its bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:05, archived)
She sounds a bit like one of those people that hipsters say they don't like because it makes them look 'cool'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:13, archived)
I feel like that about Joni Mitchell. And Kirsty MacColl.
People never seem to tire of pointing out that I'm wrong, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:20, archived)
I think you're right about Joni Mitchell, she's dull

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, archived)
I love her voice and her arrangements
and Dylan has a brilliant voice
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:33, archived)
pretty sure this should win qftw
b3ta.com/questions/cannotunsee/post2469776
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, archived)
Who is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:05, archived)
someone who has posted in this very thread

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:09, archived)
Ah...
gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:10, archived)
would you like some more clues?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:12, archived)
No, I've got it now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:14, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISEc_iQ4RLs
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:27, archived)
Not clicking that, might not be a picture of Taylor Swift with a big cock

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:33, archived)
no, not ah... ab

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:13, archived)
Either way, I "liked" it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:19, archived)
If you can find one of his wife in the same pose I'm pretty sure that would win

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:21, archived)

tinyurl.com/nue6zyg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, archived)
conspiracy theorists

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:15, archived)
I've printed something out and I don't know where it's gone
It's not come out of the printer I expected it to
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:16, archived)
keep reprinting it until you find out where they're going

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:16, archived)
that's good advice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:17, archived)
lol i hacked into your print server and sent it printing out in one of your other offices.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:18, archived)
lolol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:20, archived)
You should get tracking like I have. Then you'd know if it was still in Miami or not.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:19, archived)
I find that if I send it to the printer in another office then someone invariably walks through with it
saves me a trip to the printer
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:24, archived)
Yeah, but it's something personal and in colour
Not that I'd get into trouble as such, I'd just rather avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:24, archived)
ah right, see I don't print out pornography in the office

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:30, archived)
I won't be from now on either

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:30, archived)
Brighton Dave's a prick, I don't speak to him, full of bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:20, archived)
How many dave's do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:25, archived)
in my local I know 4, Dave the beds a bit of a nob too, harmless tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:29, archived)
Dave the bed?
Bed salesman?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:30, archived)
close, delivery and sets up hospital beds in peoples homes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:36, archived)
you
I'm not very keen on you
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:22, archived)
You don't have to like me, you just have to respect me
You don't even have to respect me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:24, archived)
well that's ok, I don't do either of those things

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:30, archived)
Meghan Trainor

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:29, archived)
I don't know who she is
But she looks annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:30, archived)
she does that 'all about that bass 'bout that bass no treble' fucking bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:40, archived)
I don't know what that is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:01, archived)
a popular music song in the hit parade

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:08, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:11, archived)
she's famous for the low-frequency rumbling sounds produced by her massive dirtbox or something
and she says she hasn't got any tits, though she does seem to have tits
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:59, archived)
What a peculiar sounding person

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:03, archived)
john 'bradshaw' layfield

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:43, archived)
I used to like him
When he stopped being 'Bradshaw' and became JBL, I thought it was pretty good. A shameless rip off of Ted Dibase, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:02, archived)
yeah, i have no beef with acolytes/apa bradshaw
but as a heel commentator he's fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:09, archived)
Yes, yes, I see. The problem with that is CLOTHESLINEFROMHELL

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:13, archived)
a wild ron simmons appears
"DAMN"
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:16, archived)
I loved the vignettes they did with Kai En tai
With Sho Funaki gabbling on in Japanese and Ron Simmons sat there, chewing on his cigar, going "uh huh, sure, sure"

Loses something in translation, admittedly, but it was funny at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:22, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRTgubD04Pk
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:37, archived)
that is some amazing video quality

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:48, archived)
We live in a glorious age

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:49, archived)
Farooq da man

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:49, archived)
First black WCW champion ever
Not that that means much these days
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:54, archived)
there STILL hasn't been a black WWE champ
or an english one for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:13, archived)
Well Rocky's black-ish

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15, archived)
but you're right
Weird, because Vince has never run a glass-ceiling business in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:19, archived)
well, quite

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:23, archived)
Why do you suppose that is?
Is it as simple as good old fashioned racism? Maybe he's worried that a black champion wouldn't be accepted by all the fans. Which is nonsense, of course, but is that it? It's not like they haven't had talented black guys to choose from in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:28, archived)
i think it's pretty much just racism, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:41, archived)
this is a wwe meeting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqETyU9k0lM
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:44, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=n2sJadTbuxo#t=58
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:50, archived)
hurrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:55, archived)
Is there a way of photoshopping Taylor Swift's face just above that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:57, archived)
I never liked him. Stiff, homophobic, sexist, cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:10, archived)
fuck off dull prick

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:23, archived)
Agreed.
He's okay for half a second when he forgets to be completely corporate, but that's a rare event.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:07, archived)
fuck off dull prick

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:23, archived)
Frank Bruno

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:48, archived)
Yeah
I liked him when I was a kid. But then he went all mental and that and I didn't like him as much. See also Adam Ant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:03, archived)
bloo bloo bloo

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:51, archived)
^not on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:04, archived)
Guam

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:21, archived)
I've never been
But it's never mentioned in a positive light.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:27, archived)
what about bubbleguam?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:41, archived)
Or guamboots

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:49, archived)
Two Hats

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:26, archived)
wait a minute
Is this one of those things where I'm going to get all upset tha tyou don't like me, and then you're going to go "hahaha I didn't mean you, I meant two ACTUAL hats hahaha"

Is it that, Mupps? Is it something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:36, archived)
Yeah, lets go with that

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:42, archived)
I'd quite like to give that Taylor Swift a good solid kick up the cunt with a pair of hobnail boots on

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:59, archived)
I agree
If by "kick" you mean shag and by "hobnail boots" you mean penis. Because that's how I speak to women.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:06, archived)
you're like one of those 'lads' I heard about in the 90s
do you read loaded magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:09, archived)
Just because I like to shag birds up the cunt with my penis
doesn't make me a bad person, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:10, archived)
I think it makes you a #trulad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:12, archived)
#bantz #trulad #dappylaughsisinnocent

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:17, archived)
got it, you'd like to give that Taylor Swift a good solid shag up the cunt with a pair of penis on

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:10, archived)
who wouldn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:11, archived)
not sure how that works tbh
I'm guessing you and her get one penis each
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:11, archived)
so taylor swift is a hermaphrodite?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15, archived)
in his sick fantasy world, yes she is

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15, archived)
Oh man, I'd love that
Best of both worlds. Taylor Swift's effortless beauty and willowy figure, with a lovely big knob hanging down below. That'd be radical.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:20, archived)
like an adult playground

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, archived)
I will literally fuck anything
With consent, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:25, archived)
it'd be so much easier to just give her a kick in the cunt and have done with it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, archived)
Well yeah
But that doesn't help me to realise my fantasy of having sex with hermaphrodite Taylor Swift. Are you going to help here, or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, archived)
I'm fine with just giving her a kick in the cunt if it's all the same with you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:31, archived)
Ok, well then we'll just have to agree to disagree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:32, archived)
what if frank cuntpunts her while you're sexing her up?
you might end up with a collapsed bellend but that's just part of the thrill, right?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:54, archived)
wow, I hadn't considerd that
Or worse, what if it collpases HER bellend?? Poor, sweet, well hung Taylor :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)