I'm getting worried about my package. It left Miami yesterday at 1.31 am and there's been nothing since.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:14, archived)

it's probably dead by now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:15, archived)

Just looked on google earth. I wish I was in the USPS facility in Miami :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)

So you could ride the conveyers, be manhandled by a man in uniform, and chucked in the back of a van?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:11, archived)

Miami is in the United States
there you go. FACTS.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:15, archived)

alright Rafa Benitez

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:17, archived)

a quick Google tells me that he is a football manager
from Italy
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:28, archived)