i did a fart and it smelt like burnt hair

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:53, archived)

One time I did one and it smelt like popcorn
and another time it smelt like kebab paper. It was bad.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:55, archived)

i think there's a bit of a haze around me with how much i've been farting today

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:57, archived)

The best thing to do is just stay still until it passes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:57, archived)

nah let him walk round dragging it behind him like a fetid umbilical cord, share the wealth

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:09, archived)

i did a fart during the night that woke me up with its ferocity

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 13:23, archived)