so, like, who won?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:51, archived)

everyone not in this video?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:52, archived)

yessss!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:01, archived)

I think diabetes

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:58, archived)

why do chubby funsters prefer the goatee beard?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:02, archived)

A number of reasons
One, you don't need to shave the entire face, which is good because they don't have the energy. Two, it hides their disgusting neck folds. Three, the ladies love it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:05, archived)

I don't shave *any* of my face. I must be fatter than I think I am.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:07, archived)

Oh, no
Not everyone who has a beard is fat, but everyone who is fat should have a beard. Dig?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:11, archived)

catches food on the way down I guess

( $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:06, archived)

But what catches the ear wax?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:07, archived)

catch the ear wax, catch the ear wax, catch the ear wax,catch the ear wax NOOOOOOW!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:12, archived)

nab it, jab it, tab it, grab it
catch that earwax noooooow!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:18, archived)

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em eat 'em

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:20, archived)

There's a burger van thing near me that has a sign on it saying "You kill it, We grill it"
There seems to be something very stupid about making such a claim.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40, archived)

Is this van always near you? Does it follow you around?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:48, archived)

Oh god....

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:53, archived)

Just watch your back bro.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:09, archived)