Yes it is
I have a washing machine repair man coming round today. Fuck, I ought to start a thread with something this juicy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:07, archived)

sounds like someone wants some custard doughnuts

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:09, archived)

Yeah, that'd be good
Hey, I just got an email from a guitar shop with the title "Have your guitar strings ever made your fingers smell bad?"

I can honestly say that they haven't. In more than 20 years of playing, that has never happened.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:12, archived)

mate, you better have a sniff now
it might be a sign of cancer
( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:13, archived)

Shit, I didn't think of that
Hmm...they smell of soap. What does that mean??
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:16, archived)

i'd go straight to A&E
bypass the GP and go straight to hospital
( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:18, archived)

Haha
Imagine walking into an A&E and just shouting "EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME! MY HANDS SMELL OF SOAP AND I'M WORRIED IT MIGHT BE CANCER"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:19, archived)

this is what a GP would recommend you do

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:20, archived)

Well, 2 Can would

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:21, archived)

My garden is full of pigeons trying to fuck each other.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:13, archived)

Haha, outstanding
We seem to be getting a lot of birds in our garden at the moment. The goldfinches have come back, which is nice.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:15, archived)