Really? A perfect opportunity to invent a backstory for you, that you can't easily deny.
I heard that you were the voice that Justin Beiber lip-syncs to.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)

I heard two hats is really Mr Kipling

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)

I heard that he saved Hitler's brain.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)

I'm like the Peter Shilton of neurosurgery

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)

no no,
he shaved it
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

Even his brain has a mustache.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)