Monday! They said it'd never happen!
Morning jabronis.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:58, archived)

morning dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)

oz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)

1 hat bad, 2 hats good!
Not doing an appreciation day, today, so please feel free to make this thread all about yourself.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)

Can't soz
Official secrets act innit
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)

Really? A perfect opportunity to invent a backstory for you, that you can't easily deny.
I heard that you were the voice that Justin Beiber lip-syncs to.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)

I heard two hats is really Mr Kipling

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)

I heard that he saved Hitler's brain.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)

I'm like the Peter Shilton of neurosurgery

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)

no no,
he shaved it
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

Even his brain has a mustache.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)

Woah

( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)

No one's more surprised than me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)

oh yeah?
well you can take your monday, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)

you didn't need to say that
you didn't NEED to

*runs away crying*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)

two hats, wait! come back!
you dropped your gay card
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)

they make us pay for those you know

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)

i imagine it's difficult to get in your wallet what with all the rhinestones and such

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)

And Dolly Parton memoribilia, etc

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)

youtu.be/gwvzP2JcFtg
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)

Woah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)

I knew you could do it, twoey
I just knew that if anyone could bring us a Monday, it'd be you
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

you Jesus
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)

He is risen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)

Better knock him back and form him into a loaf shape.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)

body of christ

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:52, archived)

Drink this, it's my blood
actually don't. It's not good for you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)

I don't really get what goes on with these christians
but it sure seems like a whole lot of fun!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)

I've taken to attending the local CofE, to support the kids' scout troop.
"a whole lot of fun" it is not. Thanks to my lax parenting, my youngest has a deep urge to praise Sweet Zombie Jesus at Easter time, and each walk through the graveyard is a dash to evade the undead.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

yeah, but don't they crack out the wine first thing on a sunday morning?
or is that muslims?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)

I think that's Catholics.
The wine is to offset the guilt they feel.
CofE is just droning hymns and a vicar attempting to be modern - ours talks like he has a sponsorship deal with the local Saintsbury's.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)

i see what you did there!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)

what's up bozo?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)

Only his proctologist knows for sure

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:02, archived)

are jabronies some sort of Rasafarian My-Little-Pony lover?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)

yes, that's exactly what they are

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)

thenk yew mistah macingarry thassan ecelenn question

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)