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Monday! They said it'd never happen!
Morning jabronis.
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morning dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:24, archived)
oz

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1 hat bad, 2 hats good!
Not doing an appreciation day, today, so please feel free to make this thread all about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
Can't soz
Official secrets act innit
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Really? A perfect opportunity to invent a backstory for you, that you can't easily deny.
I heard that you were the voice that Justin Beiber lip-syncs to.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
I heard two hats is really Mr Kipling

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
I heard that he saved Hitler's brain.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
I'm like the Peter Shilton of neurosurgery

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no no,
he shaved it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
Even his brain has a mustache.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
No one's more surprised than me

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oh yeah?
well you can take your monday, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)
you didn't need to say that
you didn't NEED to

*runs away crying*
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two hats, wait! come back!
you dropped your gay card
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)
they make us pay for those you know

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i imagine it's difficult to get in your wallet what with all the rhinestones and such

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
And Dolly Parton memoribilia, etc

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youtu.be/gwvzP2JcFtg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)
Woah

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I knew you could do it, twoey
I just knew that if anyone could bring us a Monday, it'd be you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

you Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)
He is risen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
Better knock him back and form him into a loaf shape.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)
body of christ

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 8:52, archived)
Drink this, it's my blood
actually don't. It's not good for you.
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I don't really get what goes on with these christians
but it sure seems like a whole lot of fun!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)
I've taken to attending the local CofE, to support the kids' scout troop.
"a whole lot of fun" it is not. Thanks to my lax parenting, my youngest has a deep urge to praise Sweet Zombie Jesus at Easter time, and each walk through the graveyard is a dash to evade the undead.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)
yeah, but don't they crack out the wine first thing on a sunday morning?
or is that muslims?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)
I think that's Catholics.
The wine is to offset the guilt they feel.
CofE is just droning hymns and a vicar attempting to be modern - ours talks like he has a sponsorship deal with the local Saintsbury's.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)
i see what you did there!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)
what's up bozo?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)
Only his proctologist knows for sure

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are jabronies some sort of Rasafarian My-Little-Pony lover?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)
yes, that's exactly what they are

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