I think that's Catholics.
The wine is to offset the guilt they feel.
CofE is just droning hymns and a vicar attempting to be modern - ours talks like he has a sponsorship deal with the local Saintsbury's.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:16, archived)

i see what you did there!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:43, archived)