haha, i actually missed the last one
due to my brother selfishly arranging his wedding on that day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

Your brother is so heterosexual, he got married, rather than watch Eurovision?
You should start bottling his scent, sell it as instant manliness.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)