so, our eurovision entry has been shat out
what did you think of it, eh? are you ready to get excited about eurovision? i know i am

youtu.be/eniaB0xchTY
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)

could you provide some sort of link for those of us that just can't be bothered?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)

bit lazy m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)

it's the blue, underlined bit

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

thanks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:31, archived)

no probs, happy to help

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:34, archived)

I liked it more when Wogan did it
Seems a bit post-ironic now.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

the wogan era was the best
i quite like graham norton but he just can't step out of wogan's shadow
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:22, archived)

My BRAND NEW ps4 died
I've had to reinstall the firmware. Good job I haven't had it long because I've lost all my game data. Fucking bullshit. You don't get this with board games.
Where is that fucking prick MONO anyway?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)

must have you on ignore
did a really good morning thread
( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)

He wouldn't dare

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)

wow, sucks to be you!
are you sure you didn't spill ginger ale on it or anything?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)

Don't be ridiculous
It was Um Bongo
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)

I used to have a laptop with a crust of Vimto around its ports.
Ran for years.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)

should have sold it to jmg

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:46, archived)

Because he hasn't run for years?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)

he used to be obsessed with vimto
and he used to dance a lot. he was a lively, vivacious forum member
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

I think that i will be an Australian instead this year.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:23, archived)

best start killing some aborigines then

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)

am on it.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:28, archived)

I think you're dreamy

( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:24, archived)

hey man, save it for manolith appreciation day
my head's too big as it is
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:35, archived)

I mean what a load of shit
hahaha
( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)

yeah, it's pretentious wank, innit
not that it matters. we never get any points
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)

I'm not fucking surprised!!
That's really bad. I mean, worse than usual.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)

did you enjoy the 'scat' part
not poo, the other kind
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)

I lasted 28 seconds
AND I was talking about the song before you make any jokes with your sewer moputh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)

moputh!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

shut yo moputh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:01, archived)

try it from this point on
youtu.be/eniaB0xchTY?t=1m47s
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

oh god
OH GOD
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)

*solemn nod*

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

Well, that's frankly a bit shit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:33, archived)

You might get wet, I'd be upset
Fuck me, it's like something from Bugsy Malone.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:37, archived)

it's the taking part that counts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)

i think in our case,
it's the paying for it that counts
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)

they haven't asked me for any money

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

indirectly they have though, haven't they
unless you don't pay your licence fee, in which case i'll have no choice but to call the police
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)

nark

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)

This is at odds with your earlier homophobia.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)

the homophobia was fake
the eurovision excitement is all too real
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)

I liked it better when your were pretending to bully me over my supposed lifestyle choices.
Eurovision is cack. Unless it's being used to provoke idiots into pointing out that Israel and Australia aren't part of Europe - that's moderately amusing for a short while.

I will make an exception for John Shuttleworth, however.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

i just think it's an entertaining night of telly
i'll go back to bullying you as well though
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

I watched a little bit of the last one,
and the presenter was going around giving the contestants cakes from their favourite bakeries. The contestants looked utterly bemused, and the whole thing was excruciating. On the plus side, I don't think I heard any of the entries until Ellis from Die Hard turned up and won.

Still, better than Crufts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)

haha, i actually missed the last one
due to my brother selfishly arranging his wedding on that day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

Your brother is so heterosexual, he got married, rather than watch Eurovision?
You should start bottling his scent, sell it as instant manliness.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, archived)

That is FANTASTIC
so proud of my country right now
GO TEAM GB
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)

well, there's something to be said for blind enthusiasm, i suppose

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:59, archived)

Only queers and kids get excited about eurovision and you don't look like no kid to me so that kinda narrows it down.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)

stand down, hartman. you miserable old cunt

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)

#whyivoteukip

( mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)

the ukips should just buy the isle of wight and then they can all go and live there without any of the pesky brown people they hate so much
then they can enter eurovision!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)

i actually quite liked it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:25, archived)