My town is dying on its arse.
No hipster bullshit, just empty store fronts in the town centre. The amount of excitement when it was announced that M&S were moving into the vacated Comet unit in the retail park, was ridiculous.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)

you could open up a pop up something or other in one of the abandoned stores

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)