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whats the most hipster bullshit thing in your town?
here, it's this, a sort of pop up wanker gourmet foodie boutique www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/depot-cardiff-events-street-food--8799501
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
check out the new years eve video,
barely even mentions the food
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
Doesn't look very hipsterish to me, but I spose it's Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)
you're confusing people who look like hipsters with a hipster event

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)
you're confusing hipster and middle class

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
all hipsters are middle class

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
but not all middle classes are hipsters
logic, intit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
well no obviously
whats ur point
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)
its like if i went "check out this football match" and you were like, youve confused football with sports
and im like, all football matches are sports and then you were like omg he's so right and dreamy and handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
sort of, but more like if you said "check out this football match" and showed me a game of cricket

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)
u dont kno what ur talking about m7

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)
maybe yeah
i don't claim to be an expert on these things
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
i guess im just jealous we dont have a pop up cereal cafe round here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
anyway the qualifier was "most" hipster bullshit, i couldn't find anything more hipster in my town
soz 2 disapoint
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7805722
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7805722
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
a pop up streetfood event where they're gonna screen movies, in an abandoned warehouse i mean i dunno whats not hipster about that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)
artyfarties do that shit all the time and they're not hipsters

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
yeh they r soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)
but they pre-date hipsters and most of the artyfarties i know are far too old to be hipsters
i dunno man it just seems you're not being accurate enough with your pejorative terms
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
i dont know any of the artyfarties you know soz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
well i'm glad we sorted that out
same time tomorrow then?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
there is a coffee place near me where they weigh the coffee, takes its temperature, shake the milk and all this bollocks
adding more time and effort to a simple task. Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:41, archived)
I don't like waiting for coffee
If I was happy to wait, I'd go home and make one myself. And the word Barista makes my skin crawl. See also Sandwich Artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
I was hoping the future would remove middle men and make tasks easier
not want to chew my own teeth waiting for some cunt to turn my coffee into an 'experience'.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
hey the sandwich is a valid art form, it just suffers from a lack of funding and public awareness

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)
My town is dying on its arse.
No hipster bullshit, just empty store fronts in the town centre. The amount of excitement when it was announced that M&S were moving into the vacated Comet unit in the retail park, was ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)
you could open up a pop up something or other in one of the abandoned stores

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
in case you were wondering the lobster is now dead.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
what lobster?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
A lobster I was stroking before
I watched the chef put a knife through its head. The students were a little distressed
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)
One Hour Forty Five Minutes To Go

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)
Remember this moment, when your children ask you where you were, you'll be able to tell them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
to what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
half five

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
OH God, i'll miss some of it by 30 minutes
I meant 5
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)
that was a narrow squeak!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
miss what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
Less than an hour to go now ! Apple Event !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)
what apple event?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)
There's a big apple event on in about 30 minutes now

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)
what happens at an apple event?
is it like a parade?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
dunno if this counts
www.tanukitattoo.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
yer i guess

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)

This pointless fucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)
it's coming along
www.dreamland.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
On the one hand, it's nice to hear
on the other, it's a pointless waste of cash tarting up a neglected dump overshadowed by a horrendous '70s tower block.

They should bulldoze the whole lot and turn it into townhouses with quaint boutiques and hipster cafes and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:06, archived)
it's not pointless, it makes you remember the flood and give praise to god almighty

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
dunno but every time i've ordered a pub burger recently,
they've served it on a fucking chopping board instead of a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
i had one that had chips that were just quartered potatoes
that was on a chopping board too i mean fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, archived)
what's with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)
lots of new places cashing in on hipsters who are the current demographic with the
most disposable income, lacking in any actual food knowledge but who think they do because they can afford to eat wherever they like. but at heart, they mostly just like burgers. so places take advantage of this by pretending like their burgers are special, by doing stuff like serving them on a chopping board or with massive chips. they can often get away with shit quality cheap meat and still sell it for a massive mark-up, because their clientele have no fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)
50 new restaurants opened up in Warsaw
49 of them sell burgers, and the other one sells pointless immigrant food.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:09, archived)
everything is pointless

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:12, archived)
except a quincunx,
that's got five points
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:14, archived)
a what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
QUIN
CUNX
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
Q

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)
nothing make sense in the great cosmic scene

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:15, archived)
everyone i ever knew and ever will know will die on this rock

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
*holds up sharpened rock, goes on murdering spree*
hahahaha get it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
No, I was just trying to rewrite the Lego movie song

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:49, archived)
Well this headline's a bit misleading
bloody clickbait

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/pictures-show-filth-at-chinese-tea-bar-1-6619889
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)
looks mega authentic, love to go.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:00, archived)
It's always been grotty, I'm not surprised by this
To be honest I'm surprised more places haven't been closed down. Some places round here look disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
this is exactly the reason for the existence of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
filthy pictures?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
dirty water

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:05, archived)
I want to go back to Portsmouth and see how it's changed
But I think the integral charm and magic of the place has gone, since they demolished the Tricorn Centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:10, archived)
You might be right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:14, archived)
Take your pick
www.cheltenhamfestivals.com/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)
A shop that is called "Hipster".
It has a mannequin outside wearing red skinny jeans, a shitty flannel shirt, large black rimmed glasses and some shitty fake straw hat.

Hipsters are ALL cunts. No exceptions. Nobody can prove me wrong on this, due to the 100% of factness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)
Fucking hell, they have a webshite.
www.hipsteruk.co.uk/

No mannequin in the photos though.

It's the kind of shop I expect rnuk buys all his clothes from.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
I went into Forbidden Planet in southampton one time
and there were some youngsters in there talking about Dr Who and one of them proudly proclaimed "I ONLY watch the series with Tom Baker in it"

Students never change, do they.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)
but i bet he watches the other series just to find out why he doesn't watch them

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
a 'steruk' is a type of prosthetic pelvis

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
I never could work out why they named their mod boutique "Hipster",
but I also couldn't be bothered to go in there to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:59, archived)
There is totally Hipster shit in there - the mannequin that's out front in summer is proof of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:38, archived)
Along with the shit listed on their website.
They're less Mod than Hipster.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:39, archived)
Shame. I used to like buying my clothes from Carnaby Street, and that place could have rekindle my interest in my appearance.
I'll just have to carry on being an unkempt mess.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)
"It took us four days just to paint the floors grey"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 20:21, archived)