I don't like waiting for coffee
If I was happy to wait, I'd go home and make one myself. And the word Barista makes my skin crawl. See also Sandwich Artist.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)

I was hoping the future would remove middle men and make tasks easier
not want to chew my own teeth waiting for some cunt to turn my coffee into an 'experience'.
( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)

hey the sandwich is a valid art form, it just suffers from a lack of funding and public awareness

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)