I'm going to retrain to become a recruitment consultant
I say retrain, but what they do is basically a sales job.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)

I once got headhunted by a recruitment consultancy.
It quickly became apparent that they'd made a terrible mistake.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)

oh, monster munch :(

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)

The fact that they didn't go so far as to offer me a job
counts as a happy ending to the story.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 10:20, archived)