you're uninvited to the hair wash now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)

s'alright, I'll just watch the video later.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:43, archived)

uninvited to the hair wash
uninvited to the hair wash yeah
hey, get your hair washed today
bend over and you don't have to pay
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)

would do a hilarious edit to shoehorn in 'toupee' but can't be arsed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)