Oh look here's a new thread.
You're welcome.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:21, archived)

what do you think of that disco song nickelback have done then?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)

i've not heard it
i like disco but i've never taken any interest in nickelback, soz.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)

you're about as interesting as bread

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)

No, you don't know me well
In every little thing only time will tell
But you believe the things that I do
And we'll see it through

Life can be short or long
Love can be right or wrong
And if I chose the one I'd like to help me through
I'd like to make it with you
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)

what's this stream of shit you've typed?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:47, archived)

i.imgur.com/7FQRA7k.png
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)

^this guy

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:07, archived)

So basically you're saying that brb is the best thing since sliced bread?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)

i don't think that is what i'm saying, no

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:52, archived)

you don't need to
x
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)

But sliced bread is shit.
...oh I see what you did there.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2015, 20:42, archived)

trick question, anyone who has ever heard of nickelback is a massive dribbling spastic who has sex with dead farmyard animals.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:42, archived)

that can't be true because i've heard of them and i've never had sex with dead farmyard animals

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)

well obviously you're going to deny it

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)

i get the impression you've heard of them too and i dunno, maybe i'm a bad judge of character
but you don't seem the sort to have sex with dead farmyard animals
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:46, archived)

Well thanks to you I have heard of them now so I suppose I'll have to go and fuck a horse or something. Cheers the doveston you prick.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)

He's a good lad
A little bit shy so you'll try and have to understand
Such a good lad
And just for a while the guy'll need a helping hand
His word are hard to follow, but his heart has found a way
to show you the things that he never could say
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)

nickleback are super dog shit
but linkin park always gets away without hatred. They are even more super dog shit than nickleback.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)

^cowfucker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:49, archived)

^ has stuck his finger up an old man's bumhole

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:50, archived)

i remember there being a lot of shit nu-metal bands around that time
remember static-x and evanescence? i feel like they weren't derided enough
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:54, archived)

i mean, look at them for christ's sake
www.kboing.com.br/fotos/imagens/4a096b2fac430.jpg
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)

I do remember those dickheads now
I also remember a band where all their songs were about getting dumped. Some shit times for music back then.
( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)

think the two on the left had wandered over from the machine head shoot

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)

I think the middle one is Henry from Eraserhead

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 17:53, archived)

Also Puddle of Shit
not that I've heard of them
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)

Wayne Static is dead now.
Also remember Papa Roach?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:00, archived)

I remember Papa Shango
and Papa Austin With The Great Peso.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:03, archived)

i'm gonna guess he died of a drug overdose
but for all i know maybe he died of just being an utter fucking bore off
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)

I have no idea.
but i hope he died from being an utter fucking bore off now.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:09, archived)

I went to the Ozzfest, when nu-metal was a thing.
It was painful, until Therapy? came on and were brilliant, but by that point I was sitting behind the stage, and so had to enjoy it from there. Foo Fighters were damn near booed off the stage.

"booed" doesn't look right.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:05, archived)

boo'd, bood, booe'd, boo-urns?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:10, archived)

boobs?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)

bude

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:13, archived)

where's my car?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)

bar, surely

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)

bon't be bidiculous, banolith.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:33, archived)

he said banolith!
3 times and i appear and ban someone
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

banolith banolith
now ban 2can
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)

there's no control over who gets banned, i'm afraid

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:00, archived)

Anarchy in the UK

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:11, archived)

i hope it's you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)

I hope it's yer ma

( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:17, archived)

^upset

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)

I hope it doesn't turn out all gay like the last one

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)

look yeah, this sort of rampant bigotry might fly in a mongy or frank thread, but not here.
okay?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)

I'm entitled to my internet opinions, just like you're entitled to babble on about bins.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)

no, we are infact privileged to do those things.
#CHECKYERPRIVILEGE
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:59, archived)

well we're off to a bad start now you've posted in it
haiyo!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)

you're uninvited to the hair wash now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)

s'alright, I'll just watch the video later.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:43, archived)

uninvited to the hair wash
uninvited to the hair wash yeah
hey, get your hair washed today
bend over and you don't have to pay
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)

would do a hilarious edit to shoehorn in 'toupee' but can't be arsed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)

BIG RED BUM

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)

now we're talking

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)

yeah!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)

I think he's 5 to 1 at Cheltenham this afternoon.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:46, archived)

and it's big red bum, with viagra enduced ramrod coming up the inside, and cautious alsatian blowjob leading by a nose

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:51, archived)

come on lasty!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)