that can't be true because i've heard of them and i've never had sex with dead farmyard animals

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)

well obviously you're going to deny it

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)

i get the impression you've heard of them too and i dunno, maybe i'm a bad judge of character
but you don't seem the sort to have sex with dead farmyard animals
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:46, archived)

Well thanks to you I have heard of them now so I suppose I'll have to go and fuck a horse or something. Cheers the doveston you prick.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)

He's a good lad
A little bit shy so you'll try and have to understand
Such a good lad
And just for a while the guy'll need a helping hand
His word are hard to follow, but his heart has found a way
to show you the things that he never could say
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)