You'd love fat Phil in the workshop.
His favourite story is the one where him and his mates "chased a coon while throwing chicken at him"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)

fried chicken right?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)

He sounds lovely. I hope the chicken was unharmed?
Bloke at my place told me his favourite joke ("What's red and yellow and looks good on a Paki?"), then apologised, telling me that he knew it was bad, but he was too old to change (he was 28). He looked like Dave The Hat.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)

But what is red and yellow?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)

A frog in a blender!
No, not really, the answer was fire. Immolating ethnic minorities passes for humour in my home town.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)