If you're going to make stuff up at least make it believable

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:40, archived)

i'm going to be wearing a replica bombardier redcoat and one of the places we're going has lord of the rings inspired cocktails
also, we're having lunch at a place with an entirely pun-based menu and two people going are dressed as the nightman and the dayman from it's always sunny in philadelphia
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:08, archived)

champion of the sun
master of karate
( $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:13, archived)

exactly
i think they're going to fight
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:18, archived)