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anyone got any interesting plans for the weekend?
seems unlikely but we might as well talk about it anyway, right?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:21, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:22, archived)
chinny reckon

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:29, archived)
jelly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:36, archived)
i don't think you're READY for this jelly, m8

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:38, archived)
i wuz born ready

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:39, archived)

this is just fucking rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:11, archived)
oh ffs

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:26, archived)
I might dreamily think about boys

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:29, archived)
that ed milliband is a hottie

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:29, archived)
defo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:31, archived)
not really, no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:30, archived)
as i suspected

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:33, archived)
question is, what are you up to? eh?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:37, archived)
he's fucken nosy but doesn't like it when the tables are turned.
#fulldisclosure
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:38, archived)
as i suspected

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:39, archived)
i hope so
it's what he would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:40, archived)
i'm going on a pub crawl in southampton

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:39, archived)
If you're going to make stuff up at least make it believable

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:40, archived)
i'm going to be wearing a replica bombardier redcoat and one of the places we're going has lord of the rings inspired cocktails
also, we're having lunch at a place with an entirely pun-based menu and two people going are dressed as the nightman and the dayman from it's always sunny in philadelphia
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:08, archived)
champion of the sun
master of karate
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:13, archived)
exactly
i think they're going to fight
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:18, archived)
yeah, course
*strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:41, archived)
you should portmanteau the fuck out of 'pub crawl' to 'pawl' which sounds like the popular gay christian name 'paul' lol
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:43, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:45, archived)
Have you had a go on this yet?
how-old.net/
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:46, archived)
it reckons you are 44
imgur.com/004dBYZ
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:57, archived)
lol, correct
If I'm expressionless I'm 32, but the addition of my winning smile also adds 10 years and makes me 44
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:59, archived)
look out, at that age you're in MILF territory

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:25, archived)
Blimey

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)
I know, I know, it's made your day hasn't it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:28, archived)
it certainly has sir, i feel like i could take on the world

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:35, archived)
just tidying this up

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)
meatsnake i'd like to fiddle

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:37, archived)
meatsnake chevron

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:38, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)
yeah, i was trying it on my phone yesterday
depending on slight changes in facial expression, i can be anywhere from 33 to 50-something.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:09, archived)
Close enough
i.imgur.com/3rqc541.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:17, archived)
oh har har

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:18, archived)
you have had the last laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:20, archived)
FUCKING SHIT
i.imgur.com/K89PQEM.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:19, archived)
I love that picture even more now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:20, archived)
Fucking 68
I'm getting the name of that site's webmaster, then I'm going to kick him 68 times
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:21, archived)
as if you can manage that much effort at your age

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:30, archived)
I just get so tired

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:44, archived)
hey, here's fun
i dun the how-old thing with a picture of you i have for some reason and it came up as 58. that's 10 years better!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:05, archived)
fuck
is it that one of me boss eyed?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:12, archived)
it's you scowling

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:17, archived)
AND THERE'S THE BEST BIT OF INTERNET THIS WEEK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:25, archived)
I've been burned, nearly blown up and now this
What a week. I tell you, I'm glad it's a bank holiday. I feel like I need a rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:26, archived)
Alright Sixty Eight Hats

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)
The lesser known Suzi Quattro single....... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:28, archived)
you're four years older than her

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)
Still would

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:43, archived)
Ok, this one's quite good
www166.lunapic.com/editor/?action=go-obama

i.imgur.com/R14p6Iy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)
that could become the che guevara poster of our times

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:36, archived)
Up the workers!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:39, archived)

!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:42, archived)
It's cruel to mock the afflicted
*tongue in cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:43, archived)

:'-(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:45, archived)
I had a go
BUT I HAVE NO FACE AND A CHIN STRAP BEARD :'('''''''
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:51, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, archived)
FIXED IT
i.imgur.com/BI3X2f9.png
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:17, archived)
You've been abusing your mod power to stalk me!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:18, archived)

sorry meatsnake
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:23, archived)
CLICKIN DIS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, archived)
lolol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:33, archived)
I am going to have a bet on the boxing, turn my phone off and go to bed, get up download it and watch it as if it was live.
also I am going to watch my quitting smoking app slowly clock up how much money I have saved, its such an incentive.

Is this the kind of thing that you wanted to hear about?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 10:49, archived)
well, obviously i didn't want to hear from you at all
i hope mayweather loses since his usual MO is beating up women
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:10, archived)
well you can just fuck off then
I want mayweather to lose as well we have that in common.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:32, archived)
finding out about some nice gentle but strengthening exercises that prevent a non-functioning back ever again

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:14, archived)
you still banged up?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:22, archived)
not entirely, now I can glide with the sinuous grace of a boa constrictor, I shimmy across the floor, no longer making strange groaning and crunching noises as I go \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)
that's hawt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:19, archived)
Vladivar!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:23, archived)
2H

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:27, archived)
cool
you picked a number in doves' election sweepstake?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:32, archived)
Nah I don't get involved in politics

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:35, archived)
wise move mongy, I've got this one already anyway, might as well pack up and go home, number 3 FTW

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:36, archived)
wait, going to celebrate
DAMN I missed it, I was going to celebrate early by getting post number 303
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:37, archived)
I'm kind of OK with the fact that this was post 303
b3ta.com/talk/7816303

I couldn't have topped that really now could I
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:38, archived)
Climbing, theatre, police fête, family.
Very little time to myself, and I'll probably fall behind on the laundry and not get round to cleaning the bathrooms. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:34, archived)
Oh, Police fête, eh?
So how many "tickets" did you have to "buy"?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:44, archived)
That's on a "strictly" need to know "basis".
We've been invited to watch the netball tournament.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:49, archived)
ok, so now you've got my attention

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:03, archived)
take out a couple of commas and your weekend suddenly includes the 'climbing theatre police'
which is much more exciting
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:04, archived)
Holy rotated cameras, Batman!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:12, archived)
yeah
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:45, archived)
I'm off to Carlisle now but that's not very interesting is it

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:00, archived)
it might be
What's in Carlisle?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:13, archived)

very interesting is it important right now
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:25, archived)
I'm returning from Malta tomorrow, thank God.
On Wednesday we went on a boat trip on the 'Fernandez' to the island of Gozo. It was truly horrible and some disgusting German woman vomited over everyone at the front of the boat. There was nothing to do on Gozo and we escaped on the ferry.
Wish you were here,
2can
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:25, archived)
look just exaclty how many fucking holidays are you going to take this year 2 can
no wonder the NHS is on its knees
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:26, archived)
So you ignored my advice about going to Ragusa
k
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:31, archived)