DO IT! GET A SATCHEL!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:13, archived)

*flusters*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:16, archived)

i bet he hasn't got one yet

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:34, archived)

It's not as easy to find as you'd think
the marketplace is a minefield
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:36, archived)

get this one
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( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:54, archived)

Perfect
Not only will that keep all my belongings safe, but people will avoid me too. Win-Win.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:00, archived)