I don't know why they stopped marketing low alcohol drinks to children(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:25,
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Kids these days are all about the Buckfast, crack and glue, that's why.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2015, 12:27,
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