No, because then I have to take everything out and find a place to put it if I want to sit down

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:32, archived)

FRONT trouser pockets, numbnuts.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2015, 12:38, archived)

That's what I mean
My phone's huge, my wallet is normal size, and a bunch of keys?? Ooh, digs into your leg when you sit down. No good at all.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:39, archived)

bloody fussy seaters

( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:50, archived)

*golf applause*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 May 2015, 12:56, archived)