because unfortunately due to a temporal accident you are stuck approximately three minutes in the past relative to everything around you

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:12, archived)

what's the future like, vlad?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jun 2015, 9:16, archived)

fucking terrible

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Fri 5 Jun 2015, 10:23, archived)

update: still fucking terrible
also, I am the only one to have survived, nobody else replying here, I am all alone in the future
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 10:12, archived)

*tumbleweed*

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 8 Jun 2015, 23:14, archived)