because bank holidays are for socialist layabouts and insecure nations with a feeble military record

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:48, archived)

The UK doesn't have an Independence Day. Everyone else has an Independence Day from the UK
think about that
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)

serfdom comes so naturally to us that we just assimilate any successful invaders into our aristocracy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)

sounds a bit bent if you ask me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)

he's confusing Brits with the Welsh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:04, archived)

Sounds GLORIOUS to me.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:23, archived)

then it is definitely a bit bent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:30, archived)

Well really! How rude.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:34, archived)