morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 6:59, archived)

"Leo should have gone in blackface" is an hilarious, topical joke about something in the news, I don't get it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 7:01, archived)

Might be a Hero Turtles thing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 7:06, archived)

black people are upset that the Movie Popularity Contest didn't think to promote any black people just because they're black
I'm still not sure where the joke is tho
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:04, archived)

hi

( MONO!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:11, archived)

hellomono
have any of your animals died recently?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:13, archived)

unfortunately 'not

( MONO!, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:24, archived)

Piss on that.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:11, archived)

you piss in your own mouth and gargle with it, you rotter

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:13, archived)

Then dribble it down the cleavage of my moobs.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:34, archived)

MONTAG
4 more sleeps, motherfuckers
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:16, archived)

can't wait for Annual manolith appreciation day.

( $$ ✅, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:34, archived)

^spiteful

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)

Lundi! Montag! Mandag! or as the Poles call it,
Poniedzialek.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)

I have got a SERIOUS case of the poniedzialek's!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)

Powiedz dlaczego!
Nie lubie poniedzialki
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:03, archived)

^so modern

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:06, archived)

I dimly remember a music video that was a cartoon of two 80s singers
in a weird world of gambling and gaming symbols, like the monopoly car and a poker table and shit, and I thought it was Modern Talking but I can't find it anywhere on the youtubes now.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)

Oh shit. He's having a seizure again.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:07, archived)

Nie lubie?
Going in dry, eh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:57, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:28, archived)

morning you fucking bummer
Got a bit of UK Garage know me headphones, I'm well street!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:35, archived)

why isn't 29th February a bank holiday?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:43, archived)

jews m8

( $$ ✅, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:47, archived)

I'm hearing a lot of bad things about these chaps

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)

because bank holidays are for socialist layabouts and insecure nations with a feeble military record

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:48, archived)

The UK doesn't have an Independence Day. Everyone else has an Independence Day from the UK
think about that
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)

serfdom comes so naturally to us that we just assimilate any successful invaders into our aristocracy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:54, archived)

sounds a bit bent if you ask me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 8:58, archived)

he's confusing Brits with the Welsh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:04, archived)

Sounds GLORIOUS to me.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:23, archived)

then it is definitely a bit bent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:30, archived)

Well really! How rude.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:34, archived)

Yet again I've been over looked for an oscar

( mongychops, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:08, archived)

Best Adapted Bivvy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:09, archived)

Yeah, Oscar Pistorious!
Haha, cheers!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:11, archived)

you need to get yourself in with the Jews

( $$ ✅, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:11, archived)

cf.ltkcdn.net/small-pets/images/slide/144791-850x567r1-oscarfish2.jpg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:13, archived)

surely this proves that all this fuss over skin colour is unfounded

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:18, archived)

The whole notion of people being chosen because of the colour of their skin is nonsense
In every instance it's whoever gives the academy the largest donation. Everybody knows that. If Idris Elba wanted one that badly, he'd get his studio to stump up the cash.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:20, archived)

oh well I've no sympathy for mongy then, he could easily afford to buy himself an award

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:21, archived)

I want a native American to win next year
and a Korean as well
( $$ ✅, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:30, archived)

NOT EVERYONE CAN WIN, SS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:39, archived)

Yes, it is.
Not sure why you're bringing this up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:13, archived)

it's worth pointing out, in case you miss it
they don't come up very often
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)

Who KNOWS when we'll see another one!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7899658
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:18, archived)

I withdraw my comment

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 9:20, archived)