This jolly little fucker
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:33, archived)

Oh man. Imagine getting a bristly piglet wank.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:38, archived)

no thanks

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:43, archived)

it's a little known fact that this is originally how french polishing was done. the results were lovely but because the furniture could smell a little agricultural, other techniques developed
you can still check the authenticity of a properly french-polished table by smelling its legs carefully. Most reputable antique dealers will allow you to check the 'snoutage' - as it's known - of a piece you are considering purchasing
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:52, archived)

I'd love to give a pig a mullet and a guitar
take a pic, and put it on an album of stadium rock songs called "POWER SNOUTAGE"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:09, archived)

i bet you would godby you dirty old bollocks
i bet you would
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:16, archived)

YOUR BANNED

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:20, archived)