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Hey dweeboids!
The weather today is "OK", isn't it?

What else is tolerable but not exactly remarkable? Hamburgers. Most television. That song by that band you like.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:22, archived)
you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:27, archived)
Tolerable? Chyeah right.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:31, archived)
i think you're ok

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:33, archived)
That's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me.
/ac
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:36, archived)

This jolly little fucker
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:33, archived)
Oh man. Imagine getting a bristly piglet wank.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:38, archived)
no thanks

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:43, archived)
it's a little known fact that this is originally how french polishing was done. the results were lovely but because the furniture could smell a little agricultural, other techniques developed
you can still check the authenticity of a properly french-polished table by smelling its legs carefully. Most reputable antique dealers will allow you to check the 'snoutage' - as it's known - of a piece you are considering purchasing
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:52, archived)
I'd love to give a pig a mullet and a guitar
take a pic, and put it on an album of stadium rock songs called "POWER SNOUTAGE"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:09, archived)
i bet you would godby you dirty old bollocks
i bet you would
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:16, archived)
YOUR BANNED

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:20, archived)
game of thrones
i just can't get excited about it. also, there are too many characters
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:36, archived)
I felt that way about The Walking Dead
I just want them all to get eaten now
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:36, archived)
They kill them off pretty regularly though.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:37, archived)
not that cunt kid and his idiot sweaty sherriff dad though

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:38, archived)
I like Egg. He plays a better American than most of the Americans.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:39, archived)
They kill them off pretty regularly though.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:37, archived)
yeah, i just can't be bothered
my tolerance for swords and sorcery is quite low, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:41, archived)
There's some decent knockers in it if your internet filters don't allow you to see internet boobs.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:42, archived)
it's ok, they do

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:17, archived)

game of thrones talk
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:48, archived)
too many characters?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:51, archived)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:53, archived)
It was okay, then it went dark.
I had to walk a lot in the sun, wearing black and got a bit sweaty. Then the bus and tram were late and I only just got back to work to pack up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:50, archived)
^ went to france, didn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 11:53, archived)
Tram, hahahaha, like anywhere civilised has trams.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:05, archived)
This town goes from scary, dangerous shooting type bastards
to twirly mustached, serving your meal on a 1950's washing machine door in stead of a plate type hipsters often in a single tram journey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:09, archived)
Sounds like you live somewhere shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:12, archived)
I live in the suburb that Dame Edna
came from.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:33, archived)
What?
Oh, Australia. Good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:37, archived)
i think he's an oztraylian

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:38, archived)
Moonee Ponds.
It's where Dame Edna was 'born' and where people like the Moran brothers used to shoot the shit out of each other. It's quite a nice place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:54, archived)
Why not move somewhere a bit nicer?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:59, archived)
It is nice
now that Dame Edna has left and gang violence is down to one stabbing a year.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 13:14, archived)
that's normal
Warsaw has tram lines that do well over 20km
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:19, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:11, archived)
Soz. Still true though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:12, archived)
I'm sorry, but I find this sort of thing intolerable

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:10, archived)
I find you intolerable.
Did you ever release your second cassette album masterpiece?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:13, archived)
still focusing a lot of attention on our navels at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:17, archived)
Hurry up.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:21, archived)
might tweet an update to keep the diehard fans like you informed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:32, archived)
I don't tweet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:39, archived)
you should
then you could keep up to speed with all our exciting lives. have you seen what two hats would look like as a powerpuff girl, for example?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:41, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:46, archived)
i love that so much
i hope it gets posted every day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:53, archived)
stand-up comedy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:12, archived)
aw, that's a shame
good stand up is a wonderous thing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:39, archived)
true
but it's scarce
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:55, archived)
Norwegian crispbreads

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:14, archived)
decaf tea

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 5 Apr 2016, 12:37, archived)