ducks my penus
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:08, archived)

i'm starting to suspect that you don't even have a penus
and this is all just a ruse
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:16, archived)

ruse discarded pistachio shell
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:18, archived)

green tinge? check
funny smell? check
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:20, archived)

delicious taste? check
fiddly to get into? check
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:23, archived)

can cause anaphylactic shock? check

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:25, archived)

Minor choking hazard? check

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:25, archived)

was being eaten 9000 years ago? check

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:30, archived)

Are you now just listing pistachio facts?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:31, archived)

i no longer remember what the point of this was

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)

Me either
Got loads of cherries off the tree this year. Actual edible ones, too.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:33, archived)

sex thing?

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:37, archived)

Depends what you plan on doing with the cherries I suppose

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

i love cherry flavoured stuff, but i'm not that keen on actual cherries
what do you think of that?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

Well I'm blown away by this revelation

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:40, archived)

I think you may have got things the wrong way around

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:42, archived)

i'm almost positive that i haven't

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)

I had a little nut tree, but nothing would it bear

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:41, archived)

nut tree but nothing would it bear penus
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:47, archived)

tree sack
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:48, archived)

Yours is cleverer, but I still like mine

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:49, archived)

you like your penus?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:50, archived)

I don't like anyone else's I've seen so far.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 11:53, archived)

I'll gaz you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 12:00, archived)