get an old shipping container

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:30, archived)

Cab you buy them flat packed?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:31, archived)

Just get a hiab to deliver and drop it in your back garden.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:43, archived)

they have the added value of decimating local property prices
so then you can buy your neighbour's house and store your junk in there instead
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:46, archived)

Get a flat-pack portakabin 'home office' as well.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, archived)

my old man bought a trio of those old "temporary" classrooms we all had at school
and converted them into a flat while he was building his luxury pile in the country.

Three years later and they're still there, serving as a charming lawn ornament from across the patio.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)

couldn't they be used to house the servants?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:17, archived)

apparently they can't be used to house anyone lest the council turn up and demand massive extra taxes
and the old man is too lazy to bung them back on ebay
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:19, archived)

grow weed in them

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:37, archived)

he's an ex-copper

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)

No copper has ever broken the law, ever.
100% fact.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:55, archived)

Especially the ones that were working before PACE was introduced.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 16:25, archived)

i keep giving you possibilities, but you keep rejecting them
paint the fuckers pink and call them an art installation
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 16:05, archived)

it's not my cabin, is it
you're telling the wrong person
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 17:28, archived)

We called them the 'rabbit hutches'.
They're not cheap either. I saw a thing on George Clarke's Amazing Spaces and they wanted a fortune for them, so some ambitious young teacher decided to buy a scrapped cessna for fuck all and convert that to a 'learning space'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:24, archived)