I've signed a waiver absolving the climbing centre of blame, should I break my neck whilst using their facilities.
Fortunately, my fear of heights keeps me safe.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:59, archived)

Don't they have some bloke holding a rope to stop you falling and making a mess?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 17:10, archived)

Not in the bouldering room, no,
and I'm often reliant on the auto-belays on the big walls. Even with a human belay, the risk remains. Hoping to do a Lead course, this year, which has an increased risk of smacking one's head against the wall.

#shutupmonstermunch
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:13, archived)

Can't you just go climb a tree like a normal child?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 17:16, archived)

Why not just stay on the ground. Less chance of falling off it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:17, archived)