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Friday nights alright for fighting.
I'm going to a birthday party tonight at the Black Swan in Cowley. It's notoriously rough, and the beer is awful. I might get beaten to death.
What might kill you this weekend? Your crippling food addiction maybe? Or are you going hang gliding? Or something else dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 16:52, archived)
Bill Hicks made fun of Cowley when he performed in Oxford
That's my knowledge of Bill Hicks and Cowley used up.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:53, archived)
It used to be a bit grim.
It's very hipster now, but some of the rough old bits hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 16:58, archived)
I just googled it
the crown house club sounds like a brothel
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:02, archived)
Grubby pool hall. Good for buying drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 17:04, archived)
so you there at 9

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:07, archived)
So you are led it off the at 9

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 17:09, archived)
I'm gonna so it good, m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:12, archived)
God, I really hate my fucking neighbours

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:59, archived)
Also, I'm sorry I missed Dan Dan Dan
Because I wanted to tell him that I hate him, and wish he was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:59, archived)
I can't work out whether he was apologising for being a rape apologist,
or gloating over being proved right (for a given value of right).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:01, archived)
I lost interest in what he was banging on about almost immediately

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:03, archived)
he wants validation on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:04, archived)
So do I, but at least I keep it short and snappy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:05, archived)
and the sex is amazing!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:07, archived)
YOU are welcome x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:08, archived)
Yeah but from us? I can't even click the links

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:05, archived)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:06, archived)
God would tell you to shut the fuck up and be civil to your neighbours

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:01, archived)
fuck that prick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:03, archived)
I've signed a waiver absolving the climbing centre of blame, should I break my neck whilst using their facilities.
Fortunately, my fear of heights keeps me safe.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 May 2017, 16:59, archived)
Don't they have some bloke holding a rope to stop you falling and making a mess?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 17:10, archived)
Not in the bouldering room, no,
and I'm often reliant on the auto-belays on the big walls. Even with a human belay, the risk remains. Hoping to do a Lead course, this year, which has an increased risk of smacking one's head against the wall.

#shutupmonstermunch
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:13, archived)
Can't you just go climb a tree like a normal child?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 May 2017, 17:16, archived)
Why not just stay on the ground. Less chance of falling off it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:17, archived)
I've just received some spam that's told me to 'trim it like Charlie Dimmock'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:16, archived)
Late middle aged lady gardeners with prominent nipples y/n

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:29, archived)
titmarsh cor!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:33, archived)

garden board
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:40, archived)
TIME

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:27, archived)
Getting fucking hammered tonight, maybe.
I took the day off for the sole purpose of taking a delivery, the confirmation of which I got by text message this morning, and the cunts never turned up. I ordered the item on 10 April...this must be literally their seventh failed attempt to deliver it.

So it's either get hammered or punch a random stranger who's looking at me funny, because I am seriously angry right now.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 19 May 2017, 18:33, archived)
I'm drinking some Russian beer called 'Baltika' it's alright.
Is Grrry about to say it's shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 May 2017, 20:47, archived)