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Afternoon all!
i shall soon be preparing for what promises to be a by-the-book piss up and all nighter with the lads.
any exciting plans?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 15:43, archived)
no
the in-laws are here so the spawn is taken care of, but I feel rough so my night's potentially wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:31, archived)
i always say
if you're feeling ill anyway, you might as well get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:33, archived)
I'm off to the pub in a minute.
Only for a couple mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:41, archived)
Currently undecided.
I'm tempted to go to the cinema. I'm also tempted to cane it and watch films on my hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 16:54, archived)
Go for option B

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:58, archived)

option Zyklon
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:32, archived)
Option B it is going to be.
My spectacularly loud neighbours have been doing a very credible impression of howler monkeys for the past hour, so a dash of the old sauce would take the edge off that very nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:36, archived)
More than a dash

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:42, archived)
I believe a 'dash' is an old regional measurement of volume equating to fourteen modern pints.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:43, archived)
Not really, recovering from a hangover

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:08, archived)
Quiet and boring evening in for me. Doing a madras though, so not all bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:14, archived)
Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 17:59, archived)
Invade Poland.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:22, archived)
invade it with your love, dear stuj

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:23, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:29, archived)
Try the Pierogi
And remember to tip your waitress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:43, archived)
No
I have to look after the baby whilst the wife vomits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 19:14, archived)
I think your diagnosis was wrong
There's nothing wrong with my stomach, but my throat's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 19:46, archived)
Sorry no refunds

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 21:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhcIpp6LqXQ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 0:19, archived)
Going to see Dunkirk in a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:23, archived)