I've just remembered
that there's a photo on my hard drive at home of a lass who took a close-up pic of her shaved tuppence sprinkled with sesame seeds and it totally looks like a burger bun. Not that I could post it here anyway, 'cos it's NSFW.
( .Yeti., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:32, archived)

OK.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:43, archived)

Does it have a thick yellow sauce dribbling out of it?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)