morningburger

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:11, archived)

It's a nothing burger
Unlike this last shit I'm taking in this house. It's a real shipping lane-botherer, I tell you.
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:59, archived)

Take the handle off the flush

( garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:01, archived)

have you got a Closing Ceremony for the house organised, for a final farewell?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:07, archived)

Moist morning
I wore my waterproofs on the bicycle today. Well, I say waterproofs, I had carrier bags over my feet so I looked like Jessie from The Fast Show.
( garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:00, archived)

I've worn many a carrier bag home on damp and windy walks back from a pub

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:08, archived)

Those strip poker evenings were tough, huh?

( monster munch - it's cheeseberders, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)

THIS WEEK
OI ARRVE BEEN MOSTLY EATIN'...FELAFEL.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:31, archived)

What up, burgermeister.
They've given me my hand back now so today will be all about remembering how to type normally again. And the spazzes at the council have freaked out at forecasts of 5 cm of snow and have shut down all the school buses.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:16, archived)

my step-dad's been here for the week, while it's snowing
and he's been telling us great stories of post-war life, where the kids took it in turns to use the family pair of shoes to walk to school each day. Didn't matter how much snow there was.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:17, archived)

Is your step-dad Uncle Albert?
"During the war..."
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)

no, but he is well-old
and he's the youngest of his siblings; the other brothers remember running away from tanks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:22, archived)

+ and pointing to the Jewish house for them

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)

his dad was the chauffeur for the local mayor, who openly supported the Nazis
it's the only reason the family survived
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:35, archived)

History is currently being rewritten anyway, I'm not sure Poland even took part now, think they were neutral like the Swiss

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)

nah, every pole was a member of the resistance army
they killed at least one Nazi and one Soviet each, rescued a Jew and had their grandparents murdered at Auschwitz. Trufax.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

I've got to go drinking with a pole next Saturday, he wants to hang out with some Brits in a proper boozer, I give it half hour before he says something offensive

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:55, archived)

the poles I've encountered are almost certain to come out on top in a fight though

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:58, archived)

they're pretty racist in the "never seen a black person before" sense

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)

I know, not as bad as russians , who I actually had to tell to not do nazi salutes when they were drunk

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)

alright 'ash'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

I saw that one at the local art haise cinema a couple of years ago.
It's brilliant on the big screen.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

pokemon or alien?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

Lol.
Dawn of the Walking Evil Dead.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

Happy international cheeseburger day

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)

but what is a cheeseburger, when you get right down to it?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)

It's everything and everyone

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:23, archived)

to achieve zen you must be at one with the cheeseburger

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:39, archived)

YouTube's suggested Savant for me this morning.
It's like a funky dubstep...it's well good.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)

that sounds well shit m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:42, archived)

There's no need to channel McBeef this early in the morning.

( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

sorry m8
I can't get enough of that funky dubstep
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

Lol.
That's more like it.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:56, archived)

Poopo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)

plain or seeded bun?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

does that come with lettuce and a seeded bun?

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)

Yes ,
labuenchef.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hot-dog.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

lettuce is pointless in a burger

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

it's a mild sedative

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

The McRohypnol?

( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)

I'd love one ta

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

go and make yourself one then, I'm not your slave

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

in b4 cheese

( $$ Thanks, Benevenstanciano!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

imgur.com/G6dgOch
( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

that was me

( $$ Thanks, Benevenstanciano!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:13, archived)

I knew it

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

+Richard

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

+mc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)

he'
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

Cheeseburger-hotdog hybrid!
Does not compute...
*fzzt*

Daisy, Daisy...
( monster munch - it's cheeseberders, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)

If I said you had a beautiful burger would you hold it against me?

( broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:34, archived)

m8 I would smoosh it up against you so hard all the beef juices would trickle out and soak your pants
IYKWIM
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

That's given me a RIGHT oni-on

( broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:48, archived)

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)

r burger k
( broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:56, archived)

now THAT'S a whopper!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

Red Oni or Blue Oni?

( monster munch - it's cheeseberders, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

Saucy

( broadsword balls have zero to me, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:06, archived)

Slightly
NSFW.
( monster munch - it's cheeseberders, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)

Morning
Indoor day today. Too cold.
(Smash Monkey 2 Ab hoc possum videre domum tuum, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:22, archived)

The snow has officially started coming down over here.
Deffo going to have to figure out why my radiators are so crappeh this weekend.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:27, archived)

i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02601/filename_ext_2601710k.jpg
( garidead thinks bagels are sexeh, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:31, archived)

Bloke I know died of vCJD.

Gummer would have been proud, I'm sure.
( monster munch - it's cheeseberders, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)

[something about Timecop]

( monster munch - it's cheeseberders, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:48, archived)

I've just remembered
that there's a photo on my hard drive at home of a lass who took a close-up pic of her shaved tuppence sprinkled with sesame seeds and it totally looks like a burger bun. Not that I could post it here anyway, 'cos it's NSFW.
( .Yeti. GABA the Hutt, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:32, archived)

OK.

( monster munch - it's cheeseberders, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:43, archived)

Does it have a thick yellow sauce dribbling out of it?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

ich bin ein cheesburger

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:58, archived)

getting a bit fed up of cheeseburgers now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

^fed up of life

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)