morningburger

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:11, archived)

Cheers
burger
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:20, archived)

when I was a first year, our linguistics prof asked us to define "chair"
in such a way that it excluded "stool", "sofa", "block of concrete" etc. I feel like we're taking cheeseburger into the same territory.
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:24, archived)

Lol stool

( H.B.Mupps have you ever had an Alphabeat stranglewank?, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:30, archived)

My first year philosophy lecturer told me to shut up when I argued that there's no such thing as green.

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

money is an abstract concept

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:01, archived)

If Paul Newman were still with us,
I'd ask him what colour no money was.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:09, archived)

I wish you'd have listened to him

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

🙊
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)

It's a nothing burger
Unlike this last shit I'm taking in this house. It's a real shipping lane-botherer, I tell you.
( Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 7:59, archived)

Take the handle off the flush

( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:01, archived)

have you got a Closing Ceremony for the house organised, for a final farewell?

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:07, archived)

Moist morning
I wore my waterproofs on the bicycle today. Well, I say waterproofs, I had carrier bags over my feet so I looked like Jessie from The Fast Show.
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:00, archived)

I've worn many a carrier bag home on damp and windy walks back from a pub

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:08, archived)

Those strip poker evenings were tough, huh?

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)

THIS WEEK
OI ARRVE BEEN MOSTLY EATIN'...FELAFEL.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:31, archived)

What up, burgermeister.
They've given me my hand back now so today will be all about remembering how to type normally again. And the spazzes at the council have freaked out at forecasts of 5 cm of snow and have shut down all the school buses.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:16, archived)

my step-dad's been here for the week, while it's snowing
and he's been telling us great stories of post-war life, where the kids took it in turns to use the family pair of shoes to walk to school each day. Didn't matter how much snow there was.
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:17, archived)

Is your step-dad Uncle Albert?
"During the war..."
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:20, archived)

no, but he is well-old
and he's the youngest of his siblings; the other brothers remember running away from tanks.
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:22, archived)

+ and pointing to the Jewish house for them

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:24, archived)

his dad was the chauffeur for the local mayor, who openly supported the Nazis
it's the only reason the family survived
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:35, archived)

History is currently being rewritten anyway, I'm not sure Poland even took part now, think they were neutral like the Swiss

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)

nah, every pole was a member of the resistance army
they killed at least one Nazi and one Soviet each, rescued a Jew and had their grandparents murdered at Auschwitz. Trufax.
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

I've got to go drinking with a pole next Saturday, he wants to hang out with some Brits in a proper boozer, I give it half hour before he says something offensive

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:55, archived)

the poles I've encountered are almost certain to come out on top in a fight though

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:58, archived)

they're pretty racist in the "never seen a black person before" sense

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)

I know, not as bad as russians , who I actually had to tell to not do nazi salutes when they were drunk

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)

alright 'ash'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

I saw that one at the local art haise cinema a couple of years ago.
It's brilliant on the big screen.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

pokemon or alien?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

Lol.
Dawn of the Walking Evil Dead.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

Happy international cheeseburger day

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:18, archived)

but what is a cheeseburger, when you get right down to it?

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:21, archived)

It's everything and everyone

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:23, archived)

to achieve zen you must be at one with the cheeseburger

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:39, archived)

YouTube's suggested Savant for me this morning.
It's like a funky dubstep...it's well good.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)

that sounds well shit m8

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:42, archived)

There's no need to channel McBeef this early in the morning.

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

sorry m8
I can't get enough of that funky dubstep
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:50, archived)

Lol.
That's more like it.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:56, archived)

Poopo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)

plain or seeded bun?

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

does that come with lettuce and a seeded bun?

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)

Yes ,
labuenchef.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hot-dog.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

lettuce is pointless in a burger

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

it's a mild sedative

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

The McRohypnol?

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)

nonsense
it helps prevent the bun getting too soggy, provides a crunch element and having something green in there is aesthetically pleasing. So that's three points.
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

aesthetically pleasing?
take a photo of THIS and post it to your instagram for likes, you nobber
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

yeah I mean only pricks care what their food looks like
I bung everything I eat in a blender and turn it to a grey paste, much more practical
( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)

oh god just fucking shut up about food for five minutes will you

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:08, archived)

Somebody hasn't had their morning cup of cheeseburger yet

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:09, archived)

I take mine black
can I say that? Is it racist now?
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:13, archived)

We prefer to say
"sandwich of colour".
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:16, archived)

^ spokesperson for huel

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:13, archived)

I'd love one ta

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:49, archived)

go and make yourself one then, I'm not your slave

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:51, archived)

in b4 cheese

( $$, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:00, archived)

imgur.com/G6dgOch
( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)

fucking peasant

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)

you, I mean

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:04, archived)

that was me

( $$, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:13, archived)

I knew it

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:18, archived)

+Richard

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:05, archived)

+mc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)

he'
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

lol old skool

( Richard mcbeef Ham Master Jay, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:25, archived)

u kno it

( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:27, archived)

Cheeseburger-hotdog hybrid!
Does not compute...
*fzzt*

Daisy, Daisy...
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:37, archived)

If I said you had a beautiful burger would you hold it against me?

( broadsword, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:34, archived)

m8 I would smoosh it up against you so hard all the beef juices would trickle out and soak your pants
IYKWIM
( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

That's given me a RIGHT oni-on

( broadsword, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:48, archived)

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:55, archived)

r burger k
( broadsword, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:56, archived)

now THAT'S a whopper!

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

Red Oni or Blue Oni?

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:57, archived)

Saucy

( broadsword, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:06, archived)

Slightly
NSFW.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)

Morning
Indoor day today. Too cold.
(Smash Monkey 2 I'm not nuts, I'm condiments, I've been promoted, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:22, archived)

The snow has officially started coming down over here.
Deffo going to have to figure out why my radiators are so crappeh this weekend.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:27, archived)

i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02601/filename_ext_2601710k.jpg
( garidead Have fun and let's make this good., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:31, archived)

Bloke I know died of vCJD.

Gummer would have been proud, I'm sure.
( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)

[something about Timecop]

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:48, archived)

I've just remembered
that there's a photo on my hard drive at home of a lass who took a close-up pic of her shaved tuppence sprinkled with sesame seeds and it totally looks like a burger bun. Not that I could post it here anyway, 'cos it's NSFW.
( .Yeti. Get that down yer neck., Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:32, archived)

OK.

( monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:43, archived)

Does it have a thick yellow sauce dribbling out of it?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)

ich bin ein cheesburger

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:58, archived)

getting a bit fed up of cheeseburgers now

( Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)

^fed up of life

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)