
Unlike this last shit I'm taking in this house. It's a real shipping lane-botherer, I tell you.
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I wore my waterproofs on the bicycle today. Well, I say waterproofs, I had carrier bags over my feet so I looked like Jessie from The Fast Show.
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They've given me my hand back now so today will be all about remembering how to type normally again. And the spazzes at the council have freaked out at forecasts of 5 cm of snow and have shut down all the school buses.
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and he's been telling us great stories of post-war life, where the kids took it in turns to use the family pair of shoes to walk to school each day. Didn't matter how much snow there was.
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and he's the youngest of his siblings; the other brothers remember running away from tanks.
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it's the only reason the family survived
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( , Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:45, archived)

they killed at least one Nazi and one Soviet each, rescued a Jew and had their grandparents murdered at Auschwitz. Trufax.
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It's brilliant on the big screen.
( , Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)

It's like a funky dubstep...it's well good.
( , Fri 9 Feb 2018, 8:41, archived)

Does not compute...
*fzzt*
Daisy, Daisy...
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IYKWIM
( , Fri 9 Feb 2018, 9:39, archived)

Deffo going to have to figure out why my radiators are so crappeh this weekend.
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i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02601/filename_ext_2601710k.jpg
( , Fri 9 Feb 2018, 10:31, archived)

Gummer would have been proud, I'm sure.
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