Found them. I'd left them by the kettle(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:42,
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that hungover panic when you've misplaced something critical is just the fucking worst isn't it(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:49,
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Turning the place upside down in a frenzy 'cos you're late for work but can't find your keys to get out of the house. Great stuff.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:27,
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You should always know exactly where your keys are, what if you wake up at 4am and the house is on fire(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:28, archived)
I'd probably launch something through a window if the place was on fire.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:42,
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