Morning
I like a Thursday. I had loads of wine last night and I don't feel very well now. How are you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 7:44, archived)

alright Windows XP, I slept really badly but I'm rocking a new Puma tshirt and my work list for the day is extremely manageable
Gotta start studying for my discretionary investment management exam though, sad times.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 7:48, archived)

I didnt believe you could get more boring than you already were, and yet here we are.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 7:54, archived)

oh I dunno, I reckon I could outdull Yeti RIP

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:00, archived)

early start today
the youngest tangle is back to school, so I've started work early to make up for nipping out on the school run
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:00, archived)

 I didnt believe you could get more boring than you already were, and yet here we are
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:03, archived)

I'll miss you when you are dead from Rona
all those years of "hitting the bong" with your hippy mates has probably weakened your lungs beyond any hope of recovery
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:04, archived)

I actually have two chronic lung conditions
although neither of them are as a result of lifestyle choices, cool eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:14, archived)

That is most uncool
if I die you can have my lungs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:16, archived)

thx hun x

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:40, archived)

if i die you can suck my tits

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:45, archived)

mine's back tomorrow
but when I spoke to her about it on Tuesday she claimed not to know this. I fucking hope this wasn't her being evasive because her mother is planning on keeping her home. If it turns out she's done this without consulting me I will kick the fuck off.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:09, archived)

She may well have been told umpteen times, kids are idiots

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:14, archived)

this one is spectacularly vague tbf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:17, archived)

Both mine are like that , so you're off to Germany on a school trip , where abouts? Dunno, how long for ? Dunno ...so it continues

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:25, archived)

that makes me feel a bit better actually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:37, archived)

good morning
I also had a load of wine last night but slept well and following an unpleasant lavatorial experience am fighting fit this morning.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:08, archived)

you bastard.
I might have lost some keys to a very expensive bit of college.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:17, archived)

whoops

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:29, archived)

Found them. I'd left them by the kettle

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:42, archived)

that hungover panic when you've misplaced something critical is just the fucking worst isn't it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:49, archived)

Turning the place upside down in a frenzy 'cos you're late for work but can't find your keys to get out of the house. Great stuff.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:27, archived)

You should always know exactly where your keys are, what if you wake up at 4am and the house is on fire

(dribble, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:28, archived)

I'd probably launch something through a window if the place was on fire.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 12:42, archived)

I made some shredded chicken queasadillas last night.
The moment I stood up I had to jump on the bog, they gave me a warmth in my kidneys.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:28, archived)

Thinking about doing beef cheek ragu soon
Takes 5h but looks well worth it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:36, archived)

Nice!
I want to have a bash at beef rengdang, but it seems a lot of time and effort.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:42, archived)

I made one using a shop-bought paste once, it was utter gash

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:47, archived)

Yo windy I'm cool , super cres

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:13, archived)

crescent fresh
M
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:17, archived)

Good morning.
I had a couple of beers last night because why not, and the amount of sleep I got is somewhere between 'monk' and 'zombie'.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:23, archived)

Have some coffee and a croissant

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:19, archived)

Coffee is on.
I'm concerned a croissant would give me the shits. Buttery bastard things.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:23, archived)

Morning, happy Merchant Navy Day yeah

( broadsword, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:50, archived)

you too m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:58, archived)

cheers m8, I'm flying my red ensign as I type this

( broadsword, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:02, archived)

I'm on the poop deck right about now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:09, archived)

ooh, hello sailors!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:02, archived)

it is the 3th of September already

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:31, archived)

www.mixcloud.com/obliveus/the-low-end-theory-episode-17-feat-steinski-double-dee/
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:20, archived)

I'm well enough to know that 'how are you' is a question which should end with a question mark, thanks.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:12, archived)