I hope Tony Slattery, Josie Lawrence and Paul Merton conduct his funeral
with Clive Anderson pressing his buzzer every few seconds and telling them what style they have to do it in.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:25, archived)

I loathe Josie Lawrence with a vehemence she almost certainly doesn't deserve

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:39, archived)