I thought I'd fucked up a good few preliminary interviews because the interviewer sort of got bored a few minutes in and went "yeah, that'll do".
And then a bit later I'd be told I'd made it to the next round.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:45,
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A mate of mine who works in sales had the following interview once:
"Do you like beer?"
"Yeah"
"Do you like birds?"
"Yeah"
"Welcome aboard"
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:49,
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