morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 7:46, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:02, archived)

yup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:04, archived)

that DJ Format remix record turned up

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:00, archived)

nice 1 lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:16, archived)

I only had a cursory spin of it, sounded OK but not a patch on his Original Artform remix

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)

Cut Chemist's is better

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:28, archived)

arguably

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:32, archived)

yes, I would argue that it is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:05, archived)

Meh

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:03, archived)

tell me about it
Bar a piss break at 1am I just slept from 9pm to 7:30am and still feel fucking knackered. Stress is a shitty thing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:06, archived)

man up you poofter

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:14, archived)

it's OK I've cheered up now
The doorbell just went, sister in law just sent us another Block & Cleaver Meat Box - cumberland sausages, duck legs, a chicken, lamb shanks and featherblade steaks. Get in
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:17, archived)

Minimum another 4 months of this bollocks, might top myself

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:56, archived)

Cheer up, it's going to be a slightly different type of bollocks

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:10, archived)

aye laddy that it be

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:14, archived)

hoots mon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:18, archived)

🐓

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:08, archived)

Cock tuesday

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:20, archived)

oh no, you've just sounded the Dave Trouser summoning alert
he'll be here in his time machine before we know it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:51, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:20, archived)

g'day mite

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:52, archived)

hullo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:29, archived)

Well we sang tang-a-lang as we ran with the gang
Doin' doo wop be dooby do ay
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:53, archived)

Morning queef
Morning all
( broadsword, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:01, archived)

hey! ho! broad-o!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:04, archived)

One-hour Skype interviews: officially well lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:11, archived)

If it's going badly they can always kick the lead out of the router
must have been fine
(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:13, archived)

heh, yeah it was alright really

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:25, archived)

crikey

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:20, archived)

ikr?
I though there was no way it was going to last a whole hour, but sho'nuff.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:26, archived)

I thought I'd fucked up a good few preliminary interviews because the interviewer sort of got bored a few minutes in and went "yeah, that'll do".
And then a bit later I'd be told I'd made it to the next round.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:45, archived)

A mate of mine who works in sales had the following interview once:
"Do you like beer?"
"Yeah"
"Do you like birds?"
"Yeah"
"Welcome aboard"
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:49, archived)