Liquor store near here is called Joe Canal - aka Joke Anal
TRUE STORY
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:10, archived)

I don't think I really did this hilarious tale justice.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:13, archived)

I fear not m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:21, archived)

copacabanal

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:43, archived)

barry mANALow
(Flesh Gordon chop'n broccoli, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:47, archived)

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:46, archived)

What's upstairs?

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:01, archived)

It's the floor of the building directly above this one, but that's not important right now.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:37, archived)

i usually have an owl on the floor above me
noisy fucking cunt
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:03, archived)