It was very busy up the covid testing centre this morning, load more staff, maybe the mass testing of my area is starting soon

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 7:55, archived)

can only be a good thing
I was hoping the mrs' hospital would be able to recommend the kid had a free test but the rules say people with symptoms only, so it's going to cost £100-150 or so
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:00, archived)

Just say she has symptoms, fuck paying

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:01, archived)

that would rely on my wife and kid lying at the walkthrough place, not going to happen

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:17, archived)

Get her to take up smoking a few days before, she'll defo have a cough then

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:30, archived)

I'll get her some cigars

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)

Cafe cremes are a child's cigar , tin of those should see her right

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:33, archived)

yeah nothing too intimidating to start off with

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:23, archived)